News/Events

St. Clements Anglican Church plans many events during the year.  Our Worship Committee coordinates the services throughout the year and our Social Committee works diligently to plan church functions that will bring us all together in fellowship and our Spiritual growth.  We invite you to join us for our services and our many social events.  We need you! We look forward to seeing you at the events as they are planned. We cannot wait to get to know you!  Welcome to St. Clements!

 

On Sunday, March 1st we welcome

Reverend Pat Ferris to lead our services

of Prayer, Praise and Thanksgiving.

  7:30 a.m. early service.                regular service @11:15 a.m.

All are welcome, please join us

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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BY A 15 yr. OLD SCHOOL KID

who got an A+ for this entry

(TOTALLY AWESOME)

The Lord’s Prayer

Is not allowed in most

Public schools anymore

Because the word ‘God‘ is mentioned…..

A kid in WINNIPEG wrote the attached:
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The NEW School Prayer:

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud is a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the Province.
We’re allowed to cuss & dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but First the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the unwed daddy, our Senior King.
It’s inappropriate to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such judgments do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns & the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen

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